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Comment by Larry Larson on December 26, 2012 at 11:04am

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be ' North Dakota ' for you non - Scandahoovians).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.

Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk.

When he grabs her teat and pulls ... the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised.

He looks at the farmer, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does squirt out however, so after some discussion Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches down, pulls her teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says,

"You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"

Ole is so surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.

"Yah, dats right ......... But how did you know?"

"My wife's from Nordakota."

Comment by C.M.Braley on December 25, 2012 at 4:33pm

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Comment by William-Bullock III: Stewart on December 24, 2012 at 12:54pm

I am an honorably discharged US Army Captain. Although I previously wrote that I have experience in several branches, my most recent experience is litigating in the federal courts and therefore I would like to be detailed to the California Militia - JAG (Judge Advocate General) Corps or the Office of the California State Adjutant General. I live in the San Jose area, Santa Clara County, California area, which is within 2 1/2 hours of Sacramento. You may reach me at protectingmyrights@yahoo.com, or call me at 408-830-4936 , Bill Stewart

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