2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN.
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true while you travel the world” – co-presented by Hillary Clinton & Michelle Obama.
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”
5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite.
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi.
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
7:30 PM - Obama calls for Muslim evening prayer: "The most beautiful sound on Earth.
7:45 PM - Live abortion on stage: Slaughter of the innocents.
8:00 PM - How to run Guns to Mexico and blame the 2nd Amend. & the NRA. Eric Holder.
8:30 PM – Kiss-in Rally by Gay Marriage Supporters.
8:45 PM -- Seminar: Creative Interpretations of the IRS Code (Part I) and, Blaming TurboTax (Part II) -- taught by Timothy Geithner & Charlie Rangel.
9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO –Michael Moore.
9:30 PM - Salute to the Democratic Party for promoting the Islamization of and Sharia in America -- Omar Ahmad, co-founder of Council on Islamic-American Relations (CAIR).
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel.
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan.
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies.
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally.
11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony, and Latin Grammy Awards.
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding.
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a chill up my leg” Matthews.
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior.
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing in Arabic.
2:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech.